Funniest shit I've seen all morning

Laughed my arse off for 5 minutes after seeing this.

Yeah I'm still here. The trouble with having a busy job and no internet connection at home is that one can't spout off on one's blog whenever the mood takes. So don't expect any more rants for a few more months while I sort out alternate living arrangements. The place I'm in now, I don't think it even has a phone line. And wireless just looks a bit too expensive at the moment.