12/31/2005

Japan trip, the week so far

26th Dec 2005
I had a terrible flight. I caught a cold just before leaving Australia and so the pressure in my ears was all fucked up. It still hasn't come right now. After 12 hours on the plane, I got my visa, and had to open up my bags at customs. The dude asked me if I was carrying any drugs, weapons or porno to which I said no. He seemed very interested in some diarreah medecine I had, and called out something to which about 5 or 6 other dudes responded by coming over and standing around near me. So after a bit this other dude comes over and asks me to please go with him to another room. Uh-oh. He leads and another dude follows behind me, I guess to make sure I don't try to do a runner.
We get in this room and he shows me this book with photos of weed, mushrooms, pills etc and asks me if I'm carrying any of these or if someone asked me to carry them. Nope. He searches me (no glove thank christ). Then we take out everything from my suitcase and examine it in great detail. I've got a cold so I'm carrying a lot of medication, so this takes quite some time. Eventually he asks me if I've swallowed anything, nope. This other dude comes in the room and questions me about the diareagh medicine, where did I get it, why do I need it etc. After a bit of this, the other guy asks me to sign a form giving my permission to do an xray of my stomache, to make sure I didn't swallow anything in a condomn. After I do this they let me go, with the explanation that because I was carrying diareah medecine, they suspected me of trying to smuggle drugs in my intestinal tract. I didn't bother explaining that the medecine was to *stop* diareah, not cause it.
I take the last train from the airport and get to my hotel, exausted.

25th Dec 2005
Yayoi shows me around Tokyo. It's a fucking MASSIVE place. At basically any time you like, you can walk out on the street and there'll be people walking around. It's clean too, compared to Sydney anyway.Zojoji temple We catch a train to Tokyo station (I think) and head to Tokyo tower. On the way we pass a shrine with heaps of little statues that represent the spirits of still born babies. Tokyo tower is 333 (that number again) metres tall and gives a great view. View from Tokyo tower I can even see a hazy outline of Fuji-san which gives the whole thing an even more "I'm so huge" vibe about it.
Next stop is Akihabara, electric town where you can buy any sort of electronic items pretty cheaply. I should mention here that Tokyo must be a really expensive city to live in. I guess that's stating the obvious but I was actually suckered in for a while because of the currency. In Australia, our coins go up to $2 and you can easily tell $1 and $2 coins because they're gold and have weight. ¥100 is about the size and weight of our 10 cent coin, so without really thinking about it I'd buy something for a few hundred yen and not really consider the price. Add that to the list of stupid things I've done in my life. Ciggarettes are really cheap though. ¥300 a pack makes the $10 per pack in Australia seem ludicrous. Anyway, in Akihabara I was introduced to vending machines selling little action figures, cats, models of these anime chicks in skimpy dresses and big tits, gameboy games, miniture rubic cubes, etc etc. Japan is very big on vending machines. Roppongi hills Hot/cold coffee, beer, smokes, but strangely enough no snacks. I haven't seen a vending machine selling snacks anywhere, but for coffee, tea, sports drinks and ciggaretes they are everywhere. Another thing I noted as interesting was the payment system in small restaurants. You actually order and pay for what you want before you go in using a vending machine that gives you a token to give to the waiter. I dunno what the advantage of that is.
A girl dressed in a maid uniform handed me a flyer for a "maid cafe". We passed it but Yayoi didn't wanna go inside. I'll try it when I get back to Tokyo.
Amusements at OdaibaAfter this we head to Odaiba which is the site of the largest Ferris wheel in the world, apparently. We take a ride but it's not really my thing. What *was* my thing was the video game arcade we went into after. Huge, again. And they had stuff I'd never seen before in a game. Amusements at Odaiba Tokyo bus driver, Super mario cart arcade, power shovel operator, a mountain bike game. Hilarous stuff. Amusements at Odaiba I also tried Panchinko but found it a bit dissapointing, I thought there would be a bit more skill involved. I guess I didn't really understand what was going on as well so shouldn't be so quick to diss. Slot machines were a bit better, but pretty hard. It reminded me of the casino games in leisure suit larry (the CGA version).
To get to Odaiba you can take the monorail. The trip lasts around 45 minutes and you get to see a good view of the city and harbour. On the way back we got the first carriage and I discovered that it's fully automatic. There's no driver driving the train.

More later, I'm currently in Kanazawa at Kana chan's place, have to Osaka wo densha de ni ikimasu..

12/25/2005

Christmas stupidity

Well, I've done it again. When am I going to have a trip that doesn't involve some sort of mad, expensive dash to the airport? This time the drama involves my Japan rail pass - a sort of all you can eat for travelling by train in Japan. For 14 days I can travel pretty much anywhere on Shinkansen, and it's a lot cheaper than buying individual tickets.
Anyway, about a few hours ago I realised I left it my bedroom. All of my flatmates were at the beach, and I can't really ask them to give it up just to help me. So Richard, who I will never call Dick again, has just broken into my room and is taking a taxi to the airport with about 20 mins to spare and is going to attempt to put it on the last plane down to Melbourne. God speed dude..

12/21/2005

Hangovers, FOREX & BBQs

Santacon Rocked. Definitely doing it again next year. Seems other santas had a big weekend too. Will post pix to flickr, although the videos are the most fun.
Today I got my Hep A & B shots, travelers cheques and booked a hotel in Tokyo for the first 3 nights. After that the plan is to go to Kanazawa to see my friend Kana, and who knows from there. I've only got the faintest outline of what I'm doing after that. Because I've never been there before I'll suss it out a bit during that time before I make a decision.

I'm a bit annoyed I didn't get any more time at the beach. I really could use an extra week when I get back to just lie on the beach for the whole time. That whole "race riot" thing should've calmed down by then. Not that I particularly like cronulla beach anyway. I'm more fond of Bondi for some reason.

Work is particularly sucking at the moment. I can't wait to get the hell out of here. We're currently paying for our totally shoddy development practices. Stuff has been released which we don't have the source code for. Other stuff we have binaries for but it looks like someone has made several point releases without actually checking in the code. Fuck. If only they listened to me, but I get the feeling I'm not taken seriously. No idea why. So many things here just seem so amateurish. Now I'll be the first to say I'm not the smartest programmer in the world, and I have absolutely no inclination to do any management, but after 6 years of doing this shit one does get some idea on the best way to do certain things.

For example, there is absolutely no peer review here. Zero. There aren't even any email notifications when someone commits something into CVS. Now how the fuck are we expected to keep track of changes? There is a system they call ECN, Engineering Change Notices that is totally manual. Until recently it was an actual dead tree logbook that was supposed to detail the changes made to software. We've recently moved to a web based version, but to really use it, I have to: Ask my manager to create an ECN for me, wait for him to do that,
and then fill in the ECN detailing changes, including a version number. I think there's even another step after that.

This is complete and utter bullshit system that IMO adds exactly -50 points of manageability. No account is taken of what actual code is modified, apart from in the CVS log. And that's what actually matters. If emails were sent, a simple script could parse out the description of the commit and file it away somewhere, not to mention the patch containing the actual change. Essentially the same as this brain damaged ECN thing, but fully automatic and wasting nobody's time. But let's do things the way we did it in 1987 because that's the way I used to do it and I don't wanna change. Right?

I've got so much bile I wanna spew about this and can't it's not funny.

12/17/2005

Thus beginneth santacon 2005

Right, I am up 3 hours early raring to go, I'm definitely not missing this flight, I'm off to Santacon 2005 in Melbourne! hohoho! I've got a fully charged battery in my camera and a 1GB SD card. Rock.
This is my last piss up for 2005 in Australia. I'm off to Japan on the 26th! Damned if I'm not gunna make it a good one.

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12/13/2005

Absolute insanity

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